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65 Pickup Lines to help your dog get their FLIRT on

Dogs? ADORABLE! Pickup lines? Mostly cheesy.

But what if your dog was trying to pick you up? Or maybe they met a cutie at the dog park and sparks flew...much cuter, right?

Here are a slew of "awww" and giggle-inducing pickup lines that will make you fall in love with your dog all over again!

(you can use them on humans too if you must) 

1. Somebody better call God because he's clearly missing an angel.
2. I was wondering if you're an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
3. Are you Australian? Cuz' you sure meet all my koala-fications.
4. Are you a banana? Cuz' I find you a peeling.
5. Hey, are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaam!
6. Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend Material. 
7. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
8. I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.
9. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
10. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
11. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
12. Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
13. You must be Coca Cola because you're soda-licious.
14. Someone call the cops! Cuz' it's got to be illegal to look that good.
15. Do you know CPR? Cuz' you're taking my breath away.
16. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
17. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
18. Dig you hear of that new disease called beautiful? I think you're infected.
19. I'd say, "God bless you," but it looks like he already did.
20. Hi, I'm Duke. Do you remember me? Oh, that's right - we've only met in my dreams.
21. I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you. 
22. Are you French? Cuz' girl. Eiffel for you. 
23. If you and I were socks, we'd make a cute pair. 
24. Hey, you're pretty and I'm sure. Together we'd be pretty cute.
25. You must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet. 
26. On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9...and I am the 1 you need.
27. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the stars must be jealous.
28. You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I was s'more.
29. I'd love to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
30. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
31. I always thought happiness started with an "h," but it turns out mine starts with "u."
32. Hey, are you lost? Cuz' heaven is a long way from here.
33. You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.
34. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get.
35. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.
36. It's a good thing I have my library card...because I am totally checkin' you out!
37. Are your legs sore? Cuz' you've been running through my dreams all night.
38. I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it. 
39. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
40. I am learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
41. Is your body from McDonalds? Cuz' I'm lovin' it.
42. I must be at a museum, because you are a work of art. 
43. Hi my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
44. Hey, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
45. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
46. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
47. Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?
48. Is your name google? Because you are everything I've been searching for.
49. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
50. Are you a parking ticket? Cuz' you've got fine written all over you. 
51.I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
52. Somebody call NASA! Someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
53. Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place. 
54. I must be a snowflake. Because I've fallen for you. 
55. Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. 
56. Girl. if you were a steak you would be well done.
57. I was wondering if you have an extra heart? Because mine was just stolen.
58. Are you Kryptonite? Because you make me weak in the knees.
59. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
60. Hi! Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
61. Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
62. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I think I'm really feeling a connection.
63. Can I follow you home? Cause' my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
64. If you were a'd be a fine-apple.
65. Hey boy, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see.